Jots by Tots

At church the other morning, we couldn't find the snacks. My eldest son remarked, "Why didn't the servants bring our snack?!"

That comment explains a lot! Ha!

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In preparation for the zoo, Princess informed her father, "I don't want to see the elephants, rhinos, or hippos."

"Why not?" he asked.

"Because I'm allergic to them; they might stomp on me."

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Yesterday, we were getting in the car and my little guy almost sneezed but then the sneeze never came. He turned to me and said, "I almost 'blessed you'!"

(Meaning he almost sneezed.)